Saturday, May 24, 2008

CHAPTER THREE

Okay, pastor with a gay lover, totally cool. Whatever. But your wife picked up some baretta-wielding guy at the club who is now threatening to kill you both and this is the moment you choose to be all hey I'm gay? POOR PLANNING, SIR.


WHY IS R KELLY STILL THERE? Flee the coop! Flee! This ain't none of y'all's bidness.


Okay, shooting commences. I hope no one lives upstairs. Geez.


Who calls it a cellular? Oh R Kelly and your vernacular.


OMG IS HIS WIFE A CHEATIN TOO?


Okay. If she is, why would she let her lover pick up the phooooone? seriously.


I guess we'll find out in...CHAPTER FOUR

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